Twitter Users Share Terrifically Creepy Things Kids Said To Them

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Eric Lund
Apr 15, 2022 2:00 PM EDT

Sometimes kids say some extremely creepy stuff. It's not uncommon for kids to go on about previous lives they claim to live like in the cases of these creepy times kids mentioned past lives. Rest assured, there are a few plausible explanations for this kind of thing. It could be that when kids accidentally say something that gets an adult's full and undivided attention, they just try to keep it rolling by adding extra details, resulting in off-the-wall stories. It could also be that adults read way too far into the things their own kid says. Another option is that all these people's lives are so empty and uninteresting that they make up weird stories for fake internet points. It's all possible in this great, big stupid world of ours.

Parenting is hard enough when your kid isn't insisting that they're the second coming of your grandpa and then listing his name and favorite activities.

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    Font - Lilah Sturges @LilahSturges What's the eeriest thing a child has ever said to you? When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington. When we asked what had happened to him she replied with a note of sadness, “He was lost at sea." 99 9:43 pm · 6/4/2022 · Twitter for iPhone Lilah Sturges ... @LilahSturges Update: I mentioned this tweet to my daughter (who is now 21) and she reminded me that Brad lost a leg while serving in th
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    Font - mtm @airedale4mom Replying to @LilahSturges When I was just dating my husband, my 4yo niece said "you 2 were married before only you were the guy and he was the girl". I asked her what she was talking about and she merely repeated it again, completely serious and matter-of-fact about it.
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    Font - Sameer @sameer_cb Replying to @LilahSturges When my daughter was 2 years old, I was teaching her to pronounce her name. So I asked her what is her name and she replied Annapurna which was name of my deceased grandmother. My daughter had not even heard about this name before ever. 11:43 am · 8/4/2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Wishbone Sloane @Wishbone_Sloane Replying to @LilahSturges My three year old tells me about how she was a mom before she was my baby, but even more eerie, recently she told me there's a big, black, shadow man that stands at the head of my bed and watches me and her baby sister sleep. So. Take your birth control. Kids are creepy.
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    Font - Anita Reilly @AnitaReilly Replying to @LilahSturges My son told me at 4yo that he remembered being a person of colour before (he's Caucasian Scot-Irish heritage). It's weird because for about a year there, he had an accent that sounded very South African for no particular reason. 8:14 am · 7/4/2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - SJ @freudsghost Replying to @LilahSturges My little brother is almost 9 years younger than me so he never got to know our grandfather who died when I was 6. When he was about 4/5 he started spending a lot of time in the room our grandfather passed away in. He would rearrange stuff & I asked him why one day. 8:17 am · 7/4/2022 · Twitter for Android 20 Retweets3 Quote Tweets 715 Likes SJ @freudsghost 6d Replying to @freudsghost and @LilahSturges He said "that's where I liked them best b
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    Font - Usual Casual Typical Actual Girl @misselectric86 Replying to @LilahSturges 4 year old pointed to a pic of Cleopatra, yelled "that's my cousin!! She's the queen. She lives in the desert. I miss her. One time she showed me her two babies. I had to walk really far to see her." Cleopatra had no crown on in this pic & nothing to signify the desert.
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    Font - Isabel W @Redwinenbooks Replying to @LilahSturges I took my youngest to Ireland at the age of 5. We were sitting in a cafe in Kinvara when she looked out the window and said: I'm finally home...
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    Organism - Taylor Schroeter @TaylorSchroeter Replying to @LilahSturges My now 8yr old son used to tell us all about his past life. Like as soon as he could talk, very consistent and detailed including names of his family. He said one day they all got sick and he stepped through a wall and I was his new mommy. 12:46 am · 7/4/2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - The Tao of the Pandalorian @KowMark HALL WE BEG Replying to @LilahSturges My bestie died suddenly when I was 28. It was a complete shock and I'm still shook... about 6 years ago my then 3 year old asked me a lot of questions about what I did before he was born. Middle of answering he says "Yeah, I remember. We were best friends weren't we?"
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    Organism - magduh.exe @originalityscss · 5d Replying to @LilahSturges Once while ice skating, a nice 11 year old girl started talking to me and asked me what I thought the world would be like in 50 years. I didn't want to be negative so I just told her I really wasn't sure but hope it's good. She said "It won't be. People will be starving, and - 27 11 240 magduh.exe @originalityscss · 5d - the world will crumble. The only people left will be scrounging for food and they will try to drink the mel
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    Organism - Felisha Robinson @Jazzi1Fe Replying to @LilahSturges 1/2 My youngest son looks just like my Daddy. OftenI wil look at my son and say “Boy you look just like my Daddy!" One day when he was about 4 after saying it,in my head said “Hey Daddy’my son said “Hey Sleeping Beauty" I cried because that was one of my Dad's nicknames for me!
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    Font - Abortion is healthcare @Lives4books Replying to @LilahSturges and @PregnantAsh34 My one yr old daughter was looking a photo of her & her older brother & very seriously asked me where the “other one" was... she sadly explained “before you 99 were our mommy there was me, & Austin (brother) & another one. Where is she?" Her surprise sister was born a yr later. 12:36 am · 7/4/2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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